fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.

soufflesagainstthedaleks:

YOU KNOW THIS GUY?

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THAT’S JOSH PECK.

KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?

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A BOOB.

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JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.

(Source: notmattsmith)

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221bee:

reminder that there were actual, talented, trained and experienced people who stood in a room and decided, “yes, this is the angle we’ll use. yes, we’ll have sherlock drop to his knees before john rather than stoop. yes, we’ll do it this way rather than from the side or a close-up of hands removing the bomb vest. this is the one. this captures exactly what we want to capture.”

221bee:

reminder that there were actual, talented, trained and experienced people who stood in a room and decided, “yes, this is the angle we’ll use. yes, we’ll have sherlock drop to his knees before john rather than stoop. yes, we’ll do it this way rather than from the side or a close-up of hands removing the bomb vest. this is the one. this captures exactly what we want to capture.”

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sophcblog:

Perfectly reasonable plans for a saturday night 

sophcblog:

Perfectly reasonable plans for a saturday night 

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infatuately:


my favorite post on this website

fave

infatuately:

my favorite post on this website

fave

(Source: battybatty)

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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geekynproud13:

pullupthepoor:

holmes-sweet-holmes:

You know whats annoying? That it’s normal to know everything there is to know about football and know every players name and know the scores and dress up for games etc but god forbid someone knows all the actors of lord of the rings names and dresses up as a character for comic con, thats just SAD.

sOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

THANK YOU

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